Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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