i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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