I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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