Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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