My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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