Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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