you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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