Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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