Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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