Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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