So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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