I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We need to get me chipped asap
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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