well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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