where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Boobs speak an international language.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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