Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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