so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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