We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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