No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Randomize
