quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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