Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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