I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
