Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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