I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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