Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
