Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Is it penis luge time yet?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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