i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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