I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
we made out on top of his cat.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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