i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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