She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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