would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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