Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Terrible idea I love it
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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