Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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