did you get engaged???
Dual....:-)
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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