its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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