I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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