We should be called the Road Head Warriors
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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