is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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