Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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