The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
