I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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