He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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