So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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