One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
dude i'm inner monologue high
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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