i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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