I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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