actually, I'm a sock model
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
