turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
only you would photoshop your dick
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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