so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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