So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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