SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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